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(231): View more from Michigan

Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.

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(954): View more from Florida

"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.

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(541): View more from Oregon

We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker

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(775): View more from Nevada

Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

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