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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.

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I could easily fall into that category minus the "giant" part, big maybe, giant i doubt it

Submitted by Sethro on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

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The rare gem of a man!

Submitted by sloandeepnlong on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am

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33 percent of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or penis in them. Just saying.

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 11:17am

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They only pretend to be slightly insecure because they know u fall for it all the time.

Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 11:26am

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- Cynical.
  
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and where could i find one of these?

Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 4, 10 at 11:23am

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- i hear there's a few in the 514 area
  
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  - No no no, the 541
    
    Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 7, 10 at 4:13am
    
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- <<<<<< Here!
  
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Rule: If god was one of us, he would be one of those insecure men.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:42am

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I like secure men with gold penises ... j/s

Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:43am

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Let's make the dream a reality

Submitted by magicthief on Aug 24, 10 at 1:30am

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Mmmmmmmmmmmm. My mouth is watering at the thought...

Submitted by erikabear on Aug 5, 10 at 1:21am

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Can marry this guy??

Submitted by afterdark65 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20am

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I'd prefer a giant heart and a gold penis.

Submitted by Keefcurl on Aug 4, 10 at 12:07pm

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Hah! Ilove being this guy, except.. Having a low self-esteem from the sluts that take advantage of us!

Submitted by spillproof on Aug 9, 10 at 3:00pm

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You just described me

Submitted by grantwhite on Aug 4, 10 at 8:49pm

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so you love homosexuals?

Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:31pm

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hell yeah!

Submitted by Planet38 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am

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You'd be surprised how many of us there are, up until you fuck up our heads and shit goes outta control

Submitted by blargmeansno on Aug 7, 10 at 4:08am

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Are you talking about a guy named Matt W.??

Submitted by cmwhaat on Aug 5, 10 at 4:25am

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I love mine!

Submitted by callalilly on Aug 4, 10 at 8:38pm

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my lifeeeeeee

Submitted by oohlala on Aug 10, 10 at 2:21pm

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Love em Wish their were more!!!

Submitted by abj123 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:56am

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Circpro, you're what's wrong with the world. Change your name to cancer.

Submitted by 123go on Aug 4, 10 at 11:26am

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TRUTH!!

Submitted by iamsofly on Aug 4, 10 at 11:22am

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That's me

Submitted by PlanetPiss on Aug 4, 10 at 5:00pm

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Don't know about the heart of gold part, but i met one last week, and he's nice! I thought these men were myths!

Submitted by star_scapes on Aug 30, 10 at 5:37am

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Story of my life :)

Submitted by adele8892 on Aug 31, 10 at 1:46am

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Don't we all

Submitted by x0areo21x0 on Aug 4, 10 at 3:59pm

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Sounds like the perfect man<3

Submitted by cmillss on Aug 4, 10 at 11:46pm

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I'm offended... I think she is talking about me...:-( not cool

Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:35pm

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Yay! At least someone loves me! :D

Submitted by 0FrankTheTank0 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:58pm

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giant...idk about. but i have one of those men (:

Submitted by waaahooooo11 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:33pm

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Weird how this sounds like Sophie-Ann

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Aug 5, 10 at 10:52am

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According to my gf I fall into that category :)

Submitted by 92camaro on Aug 5, 10 at 7:02am

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<< All of the above, just saying.

Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Aug 5, 10 at 6:46am

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Again. The second to last text was also about dick. C'mon there has to be gold out there, quick picking texts that are dick themed. How about this TFLN mods. Whatever you are thinking about accepting. Accept the opposite. See what happens.

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 11:14am

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Since when do bitches get off on "slightly insecure guys?"

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:40am

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That's me ^_^

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30pm

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Heart of Gold\nBalls of Steel\nWar Damn Eagle

Submitted by MrFloyd on Aug 4, 10 at 12:59pm

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Ohhh me too that's what I got now and thank god!! ;]]

Submitted by sluttysunshine on Aug 4, 10 at 8:36pm

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apparently im pretty damb close to perfect. ive been told i have a quite large penis. plus im insecure and have a heart of gold. YAY

Submitted by ccfunnyman on Sep 1, 10 at 2:24am

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They are gems

Submitted by kalliope on Aug 8, 10 at 6:54am

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When did my gf get a new area code?

Submitted by android69 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:55am

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Coming from a guy, guys with giant penises are rarely insecure about anything...

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 13 at 5:44pm

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Lol that is definitely a straight on definition of me

Submitted by phmsmusic on Aug 31, 10 at 2:04am

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Dibs!

Submitted by drapple on Jul 10, 12 at 12:22am

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sounds like me :(

Submitted by RRstr926 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:46pm

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Hey I'm one of those

Submitted by Apox on Apr 7, 11 at 2:26pm

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Correction- 33% of the last 3 days of texts have either dick or god in them. Just saying.

Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:38pm

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Only bc they make u feel better about your worthless self

Submitted by dlux621 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:51am

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Are you talking about me again

Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 2:35pm

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Where do I order mine!

Submitted by dannie1288 on Aug 21, 12 at 8:54am

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I love you too

Submitted by hotoldman on Aug 4, 10 at 7:55pm

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First

Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am

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* oh balls ... My comment should have said 33 percent

Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:40pm

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I feel that it is quite amazing how people will comment on here "oh you just described me :)" like seriously?? Obviously not if you have to say it behind a CPU screen. Like holy Jesus tit-fuck, go sack up and be an asshole to girls..

Submitted by shadows114 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45pm

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How do we know each other?

Submitted by patmans13 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:06am

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I know I'm the 10,000th person to say this, but this text could definitely be about me.

Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 4, 10 at 9:55pm

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WTF!!God doesnt care u dumb he has got lives to change and that doesnt help at all

Submitted by FUCKYEAPANCAKE on Aug 4, 10 at 9:36pm

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Thats me but not sure about giant.... Its a good size though ^^

Submitted by r9310 on Aug 4, 10 at 8:27pm

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I've me plenty, but they need to look decent too or it's a no-go ;/ most of the time they're insecure for a reason

Submitted by Konpaito on Aug 7, 10 at 8:38am

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I found one too!!! IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Submitted by etphleb on Aug 5, 10 at 10:10am

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Sounds like my husband. Come to think, that's how we started going out.

Submitted by Kelleygirl32 on Aug 16, 10 at 4:52pm

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I'm getting married to one of these rare awesome men in 6 months ^.^

Submitted by Redkitten24 on Sep 22, 11 at 4:17pm

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We're rare, but we exist.

Submitted by acerzz on Nov 12, 11 at 3:47pm

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Boys playing insecurity cards is like girls fishing for compliments \n\ngod will smite us all.

Submitted by kToTheDiz on Aug 4, 10 at 2:51pm

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I agree with that minus the giant penis. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean, as someone once said.

Submitted by TheseAreMemes on Mar 10, 19 at 12:55pm

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They're called fags

Submitted by Circpro on Aug 4, 10 at 11:05am

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- You're called a bitch.
  
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I have one :D love him and his abilities ;)

Submitted by cornwallqueen on Aug 4, 10 at 2:24pm

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I have one of those guys. I adore him

Submitted by niteride on Oct 13, 12 at 11:31am

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Submitted by Sethro on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

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Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 11:17am

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Submitted by 0FrankTheTank0 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:58pm

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