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  • I would like to see the meeting where that policy was decided on..."Sex allowed on the trampoline...Yea or Nay"

    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Jul 9, 12 at 12:14pm
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  • Funny... it's against my policy to give a shit about HOAs.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Jul 9, 12 at 10:59am
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  • Dear mr smith we of the homeowners association regret to inform you that your antics on the trampoline on the night of July 7 2012 have resulted in noise complaints and lude and lucivious behaviour complaints. Please refrain from said activity

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 9, 12 at 1:00pm
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  • Fun killers

    Submitted by Miss_Monroe on Jul 9, 12 at 9:17pm
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  • Dear HOA, please stop concerning yourself with my naughty bits and go back to pestering people over painting their house the wrong color and having unauthorized window boxes.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 9, 12 at 8:07pm
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    • dear HOA I apreciate your concern and will refrain from doing it on the trampoline but you might want to hose down your unauthorized window boxes because I just painted your house.

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 6:10am
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  • Yea, cause a letter saying it's against policy is really gunna stop anyone from doing that? It might actually encourage me to do it so I could frame that letter!

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 9, 12 at 11:01am
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  • If I'm buying my home, then go fuck yourself. We bought in a non HOA community for this reason. Fucking yuppies.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 9, 12 at 4:36pm
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  • Yeah, I'd frame that if I were you!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jul 9, 12 at 1:33pm
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  • That sounds like a recipe for a fractured dick...

    Submitted by boogerbutt on Jul 9, 12 at 11:27am
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  • A little know fact is that device was originally called a "Jumpoline". Then an incident like this happened.

    Submitted by MacDaddy757 on Jul 9, 12 at 8:32pm
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    • The punch line is: "until your momma jumped on one in 1972."

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 10, 12 at 6:31am
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  • LOVE trampoline sex!!

    Submitted by alterego428 on Jul 9, 12 at 10:37am
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  • Doesn't matter had sex.

    Submitted by smittyd04 on Jul 10, 12 at 9:14pm
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