Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Randomize
