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  There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.

  (415): View more from California

  No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans

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• If you give a mouse a beer....

  Submitted by TaterTotDish on Oct 10, 11 at 4:49pm

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• There's a moose loose aboot this hoose ...

  Submitted by looweezee on Oct 10, 11 at 4:44pm

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• Get a broom. Clean the room. Use a bat. Mouse will go splat.

  Submitted by lsimz4 on Oct 11, 11 at 11:08am

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• Dr suese ftw

  Submitted by wildness on Oct 10, 11 at 5:28pm

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• "Release the cat" being the lamer, furrier version of RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

  Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 10, 11 at 9:45pm

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• That's a great text to use to teach my students how to read

  Submitted by MsNissa on Oct 11, 11 at 1:45am

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• Lmao I'm sure I know this person.... lol

  Submitted by pie123 on Oct 10, 11 at 6:12pm

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• Best elementary school teach ever!

  Submitted by Phys on Oct 11, 11 at 2:18am

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• Probably looking for a 40

  Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 10, 11 at 4:31pm

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• No deadmau5 comments??

  Submitted by djskillzmusic on Oct 11, 11 at 12:45am

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• After reading this I need a 40

  Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 10, 11 at 7:16pm

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• Lol hilarious

  Submitted by alienmonster on Oct 11, 11 at 3:35am

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• Wildness, seriously? You can't spell Dr. Seuss? At least do him the courtesy of looking up how to spell it. If you like it that much, learn how to spell it!

  Submitted by SavagePsycho on Apr 14, 13 at 8:55am

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