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  I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?

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• Because she just wanted to blow you!

  Submitted by franswa22 on Apr 26, 11 at 3:13pm

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  • exactly

    Submitted by wearee4k on Apr 26, 11 at 3:38pm

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• Yours is not to question why, yours is but to blast her eye.

  Submitted by persnatch on Apr 26, 11 at 4:48pm

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  • You've just attained Hero Status.

    Submitted by XZero on Apr 26, 11 at 6:26pm

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  • Half a lick, half a lick, half a lick onward.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 27, 11 at 4:03am

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    • Into the valley between my thighs rode the six hundred?

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:43pm

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• Why? Because who could resist the allure of the mystery box? It could be anything!

  Submitted by crippletron on Apr 26, 11 at 7:02pm

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  • But it was a fucking Magikarp

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 26, 11 at 9:37pm

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• Dude, gift horse... turn away!

  Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 26, 11 at 9:58pm

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• Saw it on craigslist.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 26, 11 at 11:12pm

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• @persnatch you are my hero

  Submitted by EvaMoore on Apr 26, 11 at 6:58pm

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