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  Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.

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• I love celebrating Thank God I'm Not (as far as I know) A Mother/Father Day!!

  Submitted by Phys on May 13, 13 at 11:05am

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• You left out feeding a house full of cats.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 13, 13 at 10:18am

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  • such would imply being an old hag. are we speaking from a personal level here? if so don't forget about the dead one you left in the dryer.

    Submitted by Kincaid333 on May 15, 13 at 11:25am

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• Oh and more sex by the way.

  Submitted by EpicE on May 13, 13 at 6:55pm

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• The restaurant wouldn't give me a to-go cup for my margarita so I shoved the glass under my shirt and walked out.

  Submitted by ccastle on May 13, 13 at 11:56am

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• That's about 12 wins I see there. Well done good sir/madam.

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 13, 13 at 10:15am

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• We all die alone.

  Submitted by SmellyShorts on May 13, 13 at 11:39am

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• Thanks. I didn't need that

  Submitted by thirrteen on May 13, 13 at 12:56pm

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• Yes!

  Submitted by dmp612 on May 13, 13 at 12:23pm

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• amen

  Submitted by ittybit420 on May 13, 13 at 10:49am

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• You'll die alone.

  Submitted by RoffMain on May 13, 13 at 11:19am

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