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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.

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Why does everyone always assume the worst? Maybe he took her to a spa to get a nice relaxi-bahahah yea right, he came on her face.

Submitted by nyc1990 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:48pm

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Awww, I love when texts have a happy ending...

Submitted by Phys on Jul 30, 10 at 4:41pm

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I came, I saw, I conquered. - Julius Caeser

Submitted by RelevantQuotes on Jul 30, 10 at 4:22pm

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The world needs more women like you, who believe us, suck dick, and allow facials.

Submitted by usmcguardian on Jul 30, 10 at 4:17pm

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next time swallow!

Submitted by BingoBOB on Jul 30, 10 at 3:39pm

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Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night.

Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 30, 10 at 5:08pm

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Cum on your face is a very respectful way of saying that he respects you. Don't read into it so much. Be happy, you earned it.

Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 30, 10 at 3:54pm

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- your line of thinking is retarded.
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 31, 10 at 11:58am
  
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Next time don't give a guy a blow job right after he tells you he respects you. He probly said it just so he could give you a facial.

Submitted by sick1200 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:45pm

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If he respects you more than any other girl and spunks on your face, imagine what he does to other chicks.......

Submitted by blackbird17 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:27pm

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Rule: If TFLN has two texts that have simmilar subjects, there will be more. No exceptions. (examples might be today, facials and yesterdays puke epidemic)

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 3:30pm

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It's acually proven that men who are turned on by facials have a more positive attitude towards women.

Submitted by SeductivePotato on Jul 31, 10 at 2:15pm

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It's funny because he showed his respect by cumming on your face

Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:30pm

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Why did you let him, didn't you know something qas up when he took it out of your mouth? Dumb bitch

Submitted by nmstew on Jul 30, 10 at 3:35pm

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@RuleBook: Rule please kill yourself, you should have been a facial... That is all Soultaker has spoken!

Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:48am

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You know he may still care if the facial wasn't followed up with "go make me a sandwich" or "hey, lock the door on your way out!"

Submitted by DannoB on Aug 4, 10 at 3:20pm

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I'd slap him.

Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:13pm

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He does respect you, he gave you some free moisturiser. Rub it in, it keeps your face smooth.

Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 30, 10 at 4:59pm

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@hooah33 hey there high speed you do realize that there are usually millions of sperm in each load right....?

Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:44am

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Hahahahaha that's awesome!

Submitted by connermcpherson on Jul 30, 10 at 11:57pm

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boom, headshot

Submitted by PublicEnemy911 on Jul 31, 10 at 10:11am

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Outfuckingstanding

Submitted by jjusn on Jul 31, 10 at 12:46am

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So when you're married and your wife isn't kinky enough for you, then what?

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 30, 10 at 5:34pm

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- THEN YOU GET A CHEAP WHORE!
  
  Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Jul 31, 10 at 1:32am
  
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  - HOW DARE YOU! SHES A NICE LADY!!
    
    Submitted by damn_gurl on Jul 31, 10 at 5:14pm
    
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Hey baby I respect u too

Submitted by The_Great on Oct 17, 10 at 11:25am

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R e s p e c t find out what it means to me

Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 4, 10 at 12:14am

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You win the prize!

Submitted by squibkick on Jul 30, 10 at 11:11pm

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@5:08 old, but still definitely a win :D and rule guy, now that I can actually post, you are amazing.

Submitted by smmexxiicat on Jul 30, 10 at 5:40pm

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Pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser, pow right in the kisser!

Submitted by SoulTaker3 on Aug 1, 10 at 3:46am

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This text needs a jelly donut

Submitted by beezil on Jul 30, 10 at 11:55pm

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Pwnd.

Submitted by RochesterMNRules on Jul 30, 10 at 7:10pm

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He respected you enough to blow his load all over your face. He's a keeper.

Submitted by killaken on Jul 31, 10 at 2:36am

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@ILoveJoo you're stupid. You don't deserve s wife or husband. Cheapwhore really? You're a cheap whore!

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 31, 10 at 3:08am

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this happened once with me, she went on to be my first girlfriend (: ^WIN

Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 1:01am

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Facial = not wife material.

Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jul 30, 10 at 5:15pm

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- facial=canidate for wife material
  
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Maybe she actually went to a spa and got a facial...

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 30, 10 at 3:46pm

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Oh you know that you liked it haha

Submitted by bigDIKdudley on Sep 16, 11 at 2:06am

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Sucker!!!!!

Submitted by jthenailer on Jul 30, 10 at 11:04pm

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Awwww, that just means he is tagging you ad his fucking property. Be flattered

Submitted by niceman on Jul 30, 10 at 8:28pm

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Lmao

Submitted by Luckyslev on Aug 6, 10 at 2:31am

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damn it took him 30 minutes to come from head what were doing taking breaks?

Submitted by jthenailer on Jul 30, 10 at 11:11pm

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Nyc1990-Your comment made my day!!

Submitted by memyself on Jul 30, 10 at 11:07pm

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Lol @ the people who think this involved head strictly. Sometimes it happens when you pull out. *POW* longshot.

Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 6, 11 at 9:44pm

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These pretzels are... You know what I'm goin to say so FUCK THIS

Submitted by Firsty2 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:31pm

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yup, sounds about right.

Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:23pm

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and i bet thats doing wonders for your pores.

Submitted by doratheexplorer on Jul 31, 10 at 2:11am

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Haha feeding u bull shit to jiz on ur face truth hurts

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 1:16am

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