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(778): View more from British Columbia

She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?

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(518): View more from New York

I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!

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(319): View more from Iowa

i think i broke my dog last night...fuck

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.

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(619): View more from California

He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.

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