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  Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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• you can't shock us don't worry

  Submitted by glittercity on Nov 4, 10 at 10:12am

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• Most of the time, it's better to just tell them what you were drinking/using, if they've been a paramedic for longer than a week, they can usually figure out the rest

  Submitted by Naim on Nov 5, 10 at 8:30am

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• Not sure how the medics are in your area, but you'd have to do something pretty damn crazy to surprise us here in central FL. If you do it good enough though, you'll give us something to brag to our buddies about.

  Submitted by Dustman on Nov 4, 10 at 11:42pm

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• You make our life enjoyable sugar!

  Submitted by elliem2 on Nov 9, 10 at 5:59pm

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• It makes my job so entertaining though. You can't surprise us but gosh you all give us such great stories.

  Submitted by ak2tx on Nov 5, 10 at 2:37am

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• I'm a paramedic in new Orleans. Nothing surprises is down here.

  Submitted by choppa on Nov 5, 10 at 1:43am

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• That ones going in the book of shit to live by.

  Submitted by canuck1 on Nov 4, 10 at 7:58pm

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• Please continue, you give me stories for morning coffee.... :^)

  Submitted by srfdstroker673 on Dec 27, 11 at 2:39pm

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• Bad call. If you do that you'll miss out on half the fun shit in life.

  Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 8, 10 at 1:21am

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• I can totally get behind this one.

  Submitted by FCJL214 on Nov 4, 10 at 1:05pm

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