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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!

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you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.

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why would that ruin a friends with benefits relationship? string cheese is fucking awesome.

Submitted by preciseprecision on Jul 15, 10 at 1:20pm

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Someone who would ruin "no strings attached sex" over string cheese doesn't deserve a friend with benefits..

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 2:03pm

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Who loves orange soda!

Submitted by PeachyJean on Jul 15, 10 at 3:28pm

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- Kel loves orange soda. I Do I Do I Doo-oo\n\node to being a 90s kid
  
  Submitted by axracer25 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:58pm
  
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- Oh Hell yeah. This better be the new meme
  
  Submitted by JPfedora on Jul 16, 10 at 7:00am
  
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- omg beaten to the punch AGAIN dam u tfln commenters
  
  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 18, 10 at 11:24am
  
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Whatever, screw him! String cheese is amazing no matter who you are or how old you get!

Submitted by hotblondie1239 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:37pm

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- mmmmm cheese
  
  Submitted by NikkiNik on Oct 15, 12 at 9:31pm
  
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If she gives good head, she can do what ever she wants!

Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 15, 10 at 3:48pm

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In Soviet Russia, Vag gets Firsty.\n\nI have just failed in the most epic way possible.

Submitted by cowycal on Jul 15, 10 at 11:27pm

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I too love string cheese.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:35pm

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Hahahahahahhahahahahaha hilarios.

Submitted by ohmgeeitsrachelc on Jul 16, 10 at 12:47am

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If she gave great head, I wouldn't give a shit what she says

Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:21pm

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- That just shows that you're more desperate than OP. ;)
  
  Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 5:47am
  
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How would that ruin it?

Submitted by RoboVonHoboTron on Jul 15, 10 at 4:35pm

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- maybe he is lactose intolerant>
  
  Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 15, 10 at 5:03pm
  
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Hell yeah I fucking love string cheese

Submitted by 0420 on Jul 16, 10 at 4:40pm

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Fuck this text

Submitted by abc101 on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25pm

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String cheese would ruin it? Screw him! String cheese is the shit!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 9:38pm

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Feelings are the only thing that ruins "friends with benefits."

Submitted by blamblam on Jul 15, 10 at 9:55pm

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ATL FTW

Submitted by janky on Jul 16, 10 at 2:59am

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Is she fat?

Submitted by lasty on Jul 15, 10 at 4:04pm

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Who loves PRETZELS

Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 15, 10 at 2:35pm

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this is the best text ever. and the story of my life lol

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 15, 10 at 3:51pm

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More like giving head is making you firsty. HA!

Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:11pm

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String cheese gives you cellulite. Do you want a fat girl giving you head? I don't.

Submitted by gabbylala on Jul 16, 10 at 1:45am

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- Yes. They're more likely to be good at it, since guys like you don't give them any attention unless they're good in bed.
  
  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 3:22pm
  
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This so sounds like something I'd say to my friend with benefits

Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 9:09pm

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getting head is making me Firsty!

Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 4:29pm

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- go suck her sour vag then
  
  Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:15pm
  
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String cheese taste like sweet potato pie

Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:46am

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She was talking about your "string cheese" you idiot

Submitted by amp2308 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:28pm

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Well you obviously don't enjoy string cheese as much as u should f/a/g/g/o/t

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 16, 10 at 11:56am

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So you're getting head from a 13 year old? Does she also love juice boxes?

Submitted by taylorfromspace on Aug 8, 10 at 1:18am

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....That High???

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 15, 10 at 10:07pm

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Hahahahahaha atleast he is being straighforward...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 1:15pm

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