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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.

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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.

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