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  He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

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  What's this douchebags name?

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• I thought this was actually kinda funny...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:52am

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• 8=====D~~~~~~~~~~ ( :

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:49am

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• that is brilliant hahaha

  Submitted by palmerdmh on Jan 16, 10 at 12:36pm

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• 8======> 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:07pm

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• 9:32 sounds like they need a shot to the face

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:43am

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• Another reason for people to LOVE NJ!

  Submitted by nittany2000 on Jan 16, 10 at 5:34pm

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  • Union!!!!

    Submitted by jack_meoff on Jan 16, 10 at 6:10pm

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• Dumb whore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:37pm

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• This is the funniest text in awhile. Real or fake idc funny is funny, I just laughed out loud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:47pm

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• Classic hahaha its not a purse it's called a satchel I get alot of compliments on this....Indiana Jones wears one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:57am

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• If "rob" did that to me I'd break it off...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:34pm

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• Totally fake. How convinient they ask "What's his name?"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:55pm

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:06pm

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• Second 8==>

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:12am

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• is it totally wrong that i feel like the guy in the text would be my older brother LMAO

  Submitted by nonlaxerbro on Mar 18, 10 at 6:09pm

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• This son of a bitch is getting famous off of my Phrase. Dammit!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:36pm

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:43am

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• I want a cum shot to the face :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:49am

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• First!!!!!!!!! Yes finally haha suk it yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:12am

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• So easy, a caveman can do it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:19am

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• Omg that's fucking hysterical!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:49pm

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• Love it!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 6:48am

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• Hahaga

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:31am

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• Fake....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:29pm

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• Lmaoo, too hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:57am

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• As anyone ever thought they might be paraphrasing an entire conversation? Who gives a fuck if it's fake, this shit is funny.

  Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 8:42pm

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• first :)

  Submitted by alexa11689 on Jan 16, 10 at 9:06am

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• Lmfaooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:06am

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• OMG I love this! My boyfriend is called SteveO.,and I only wish he'd say something as unique as that when he's money shotting my face..which btw I looooovvvvveee!!! :D!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:08pm

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• I thought it was funny too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:51am

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• Some one give rob a high five

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:54pm

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• lol jersey<3333

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:56am

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• Paco!! I thought you were the originator on this one or is this douchebag copying you?!?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:57pm

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• Stupid AND fake as fuck. Why would they ask what his name was???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:10am

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• DIGNITY-bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation. THAT is what was robbed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:00pm

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• That's what you get for being a semen garbage can

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:08am

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• HAHA. Even if it is fake, it's still funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:09pm

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• Big rob!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:36am

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• Too fake :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:21am

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• That was stupid People grow up!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:08am

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• Lolllllll love it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:00am

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• Hahaha this is funny but what's wrong with putting your load on a girls face? Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:15pm

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• He has a catch phrase... How cute...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:31pm

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• I like little boy wang. -Pee-wee Herman

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:53am

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• That's just fucking great, to have a comment like that after a good orgasm! 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:15am

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• Soooo fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:50am

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• Hahah that's so funny. I wouldn't be mad, I would have totally laughed lol. But I might have been a little disturbed that he came all over my face, but I would have laughed at what he said lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:09pm

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• Lol omg thats fucking hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:49am

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• its funny because hes name is Rob and... SHUT UP!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:06am

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• 8===============>

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:34pm

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• *that takes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:33am

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• best shit ever hahahaha

  Submitted by cigandcoffee on Jan 16, 10 at 10:09pm

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• What the fuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 7:48pm

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• You're all dumbasses.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:54pm

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• what a douchenozzle!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:50am

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• Laugh out loud funniest one yet

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:29am

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• 9:12: Fail.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:22am

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• She asked me for it then gets mad when i drop my catchphrase damn jersy bitches are cranky - Rob

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:27am

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• Oh my she is so cool bc she is yet another girl Tay takes a cum shot to the face. I am so overly impressed. Wow that really makes her sooo hot. Or not and no one cares and furthermore this isn't really funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 9:32am

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• Hahah. That just make my night. Kudos.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:00pm

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• ....And BOOM goes the dynamite

  Submitted by Ireedtxt101 on Jan 16, 10 at 7:11pm

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• people on this site are so stupid they're always complaining about how shit isn't funny or how IRS fake, get the fuck over it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 2:08pm

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• If "Rob" did this to me I'd break it off...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:36pm

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• hahahahahahahaha my ex's name was Rob...soo appropriate!

  Submitted by barbie515girl on Feb 24, 10 at 12:18am

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• Lmfao!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:44am

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• HAHAHAHA

  Submitted by kid_lizette on Sep 30, 10 at 8:47pm

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• I wish my name was rob.... Lol......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:30pm

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