First of all girls, stop being so crazy. Its girls like you that make me work so hard to not be insane naturally. This was funny and its just lighthearted so all you who got offended to this take a step back and laugh at it because you should be smart enough not to look for love in a bar.
I love all the dumb bitches on here that claim all the shit they would have done to a guy if he was to say this to one of them. None of you would do shit - shut the fuck up.
Anyway, one of the best texts on this site.
Who cares if its been said before? I don't believe for one second that everyone else on here uses a different, original, and personally crafted pickup line on every girl they meet.
thank you 10:19. ladies, you don't have to go home with a guy that says that to you, but you don't have to be condescending little bitches about it either (especially if your dumbass doesn't even know how to use proper grammar). that shit is funny whether you want to admit it or not.
its a funny line, but, the reason she said "i have a bf" was bc she didnt want to talk to you, free drink or not. sorry dude. a secret about women-sometimes we say that when we want a guy to go away (weather we actually have one or not). but a free drink is a free drink.
If a girl falls for this hope you are just hitting it for a booty call, cuz if shed leave her BF for you, whats to stop her from doing the same with u.
hahah Im a girl and still thought this was funny.
if a guy said this to me and I had a boyfriend, he would be my new boyfriend
good sense of humor is a must
And if youre wondering why its because going from what you said, you think its perfectly normal to show off your body if a guy has good looks or money. AND THEN you decided to act like your smart by posting your whorely words on this feed, as if whores have the rational thought ability to conversate with real people.
I'm sorry, but she was being polite. iIt's funny, but you're an ass.
I'd have accepted the drink, and then thrown it in your face.
Also, if you wouldn't want a girlfriend of yours sleeping around, don't hit on the girlfriends of others.
Dude, it doesn't matter if he got the line or not. Most people get at least most of what they say from someone else. It's call learned and adding to your vocabulary. And even if it wasn't original, it was still a good line! Stop being a dick.
"I have a boyfriend" is the polite way of saying "get away from me you creep."
Plenty of girls would accept an offer for a drink, regardless of whether they have a boyfriend or not. If she says straight up that she has a boyfriend, you need to take a hint!
Not always. A lot of girls feel guilty just bcause they talk to another human being with a penise. If you open up with this kind of line she'll know that the situation is light hearted. And there's a lot less pressure. It's not like they HAVE to fuck the guy.
people take these jokes way to personally.
(point) it was a great line
it may not be original.. but wen u see it for the first time, its still hilarious.
w/e it's from, doesn't matter. it's funny. most people tend to use lines from tv shows/movies/etc anyway. oh, and boyfriend or not, a free drink is a free drink. hahaha.
All the people that are talking about canitapthat...you do realize this could be the same person on both sites, right? Doesn't mean it's stolen or anything.
Better than her giving you her boyfriends number after you asked for hers... Because you were douchy enough to buy her a drink after she already said she had a boyfriend.
Who are these girls that keep saying that would work on me. I mean really? Can i just ask to fuck you while your bf watches, cause to be honest unless you look like brad Pitt and fuck like Peter north I don't believe that cheesy line would work on any girl. (unless your fat and or ugly)
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?\nHer: I have a boyfriend!\nMe: And I have a goldfish.\nHer: What?\nMe: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter\nwww.canitapthat.com/index.php?taps
Submitted by
BuRiLiThoMaN
on Feb 11, 10 at 10:52am
same thing was posted on another website.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
What a desperado. Guys like him who can't take no for an answer are pathetic and make me not feel bad about being a cold hearted bitch to guys in clubs.
Why the fuck do people get so damn angry!?\nSo what if a line has been used before, I challenge you to come up with a highly original line that actually does work.\nYes, this line does work too.
This is an old, old, old concept, but it's not so unique that it had to have been "stolen" from someone else.
When I first heard it, the money quote at the end was "So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question, then?"
hahaha idk if this was mine...im from danbury...but i use it all the time...ive never had a bad response. most girls laugh and then go ahead and get a drink or dance wth me haha. it breaks the ice...
..... i had to read over this so many times to figure it out.
it would be easier if it said : I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said she had a boyfriend
ANYWAY, FTW :)
First let me say that reading all 494 pages of textsfromlastnight has been enlightening. Funny, disgusting, and best of reassuring because I know now that I'm not the sluttiest person I know, not the only one to put my pussy under the faucet, and not the only one to get high or drunk and do bizarro shit. For that, I thank you.
Secondly, if a guy said that to me, I'd spit in his face. Not in the good way either. If he's too dumb to be let down easily, then I'll stop wasting my fake manners on him.
I knew the guy who said it, he was totally drunk and doesn't even remember saying it. A friend of his who was standing there posted it on line. So all you haters who said he copied it, maybe he is the original and other posted it after he said it. Either way it was classic when he did it and I would be happy to have the opportunity to use it.
dumb shit. that line sux asscock, ya one word, asscock. get scrubbed on BIATCH!!!!! such a little f shit. go eat some fuck. then suck ur own mangina u little bitchfuck.
If a chick is telling you she has a boyfriend, it isn't because she cares about the bf (whether she has one or not). It's because she doesn't want to talk to you, plain and simple. If you were hot, looked like you had money or had any skills what-so-ever, she would have never mentioned a boyfriend and would have let you check out her cleavage and ass all night. Get a clue or keep looking like a desperate loser, who insults women because he knows they won't give him the time of day.
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