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  I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.

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  Guess she heard her killer coming

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• *removes sunglasses* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:50pm

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• This person is wasting time with texting and should be writing one-liners for the next 007 movie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:07am

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• i liked it man. don't pay any attention to the haters above.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:55am

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• Ba dump chhhhh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:51pm

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• Muahahahahahahahaha\nRoflolmao

  Submitted by yannimasta on Mar 28, 10 at 10:07pm

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• Fifty some pages of these texts, and this one made me laugh the most... Fucking classic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:38pm

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• Ayoooooo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 12:42am

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• That was impressive!

  Submitted by bobshyno on Mar 20, 10 at 6:28pm

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• there's a fruitloop in my anus

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 6:05pm

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• oh come on this is from forgetting sarah Marshall

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:09pm

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• Oh u punny son of a bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:19pm

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• I've heard this before

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:59pm

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• Lmfao WIN

  Submitted by Juliagoulia on Aug 17, 10 at 12:13am

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• "the victim was found dead with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."\n"well I guess he was..."\n*removes glasses* \n"fucking nuts"\n\nYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Submitted by shiecko on Jul 4, 10 at 3:47am

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• Way to quote the show.

  Submitted by skeeter22 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:51pm

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• Win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:34pm

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• Hahahaha!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:48am

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• It was so lame i actually laughed out loud.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:41pm

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• Fake. Old joke.

  Submitted by tbtvampire on Jan 5, 12 at 1:24am

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• Only 973 baby! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 5:26am

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• Made of win

  Submitted by DivSt on Mar 2, 10 at 7:24am

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• 12:50 I tip my hat to you good sir or madam. This was just funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:51pm

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• LMFAO!!!

  Submitted by Xx3Fiasco3xX on Jun 8, 10 at 9:26pm

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• What a great fucking line ahhaha

  Submitted by atmilam on Nov 2, 10 at 8:28am

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• What's really funny about this? I'm watching the Family Guy episode where they have sex in the ear. IRONY!

  Submitted by cafarlic on Mar 15, 10 at 2:51am

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• Way to put quotes you find on /b/ on tfln...copypasta is copypasta is copypasta is not funny. :/

  Submitted by TheArchetype on Jul 19, 10 at 2:18am

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• 1:12 fuck you. It's ignorant little shits like you who ruin America. \n NOBAMA

  Submitted by A7X2013 on May 24, 10 at 12:47am

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• hahahah love itt

  Submitted by Julyy on Jul 19, 10 at 12:58am

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• witty, love it

  Submitted by Selphie950 on Apr 19, 10 at 9:37pm

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• Best...one-liner...ever!

  Submitted by spook4563 on May 4, 10 at 1:00am

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• im just really happy that was the response...

  Submitted by Demoniclia on Jan 13, 10 at 4:12pm

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• It seems our victim tried to defend himself with a broken pencil. \nI guess his his efforts were... Pointless!

  Submitted by asneakybeaver on Sep 30, 11 at 12:02am

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• fuck yeah essex county! this person... the new and improved horatio caine.

  Submitted by mikaylaaaaa on Jul 12, 10 at 11:32pm

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• That's both the best and the worst joke I've heard in months!

  Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 11, 10 at 10:25am

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• Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:28am

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• This was hilarious, anyone that thinks otherwise is taking themselves way too seriously.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:44pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on May 11, 10 at 11:46pm

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• 1226 you are a moron. half a year in office and he's done a better job than 8 years of Bush so go fuck yourself

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:12pm

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• Really no reason to dislike this one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:59am

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• Lololololol

  Submitted by Danny66 on Jun 19, 10 at 12:32am

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• i snorted coffee through my nose.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:06am

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• hahah i found this hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:08am

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• Hmmmm yep nothing wrong just funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 8:02am

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• Yeah, 12:50 got me too. He shoots off faster than at least three of us. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:15pm

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• YES

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:53am

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• i bet he'd been waiting YEARS for that one! a good laugh :-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 8:08am

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• fake or not... this one was kinda funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:32pm

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• YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

  Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 8, 10 at 7:08pm

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• Hahahaha I want to be 1-973's friend.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:24pm

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• This is funny. I don't know why people are trashing it.

  Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:49am

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• Wow this joke is from himoto in 1979 but with no csi

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:43pm

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• thats from forgetting sara marshall

  Submitted by majormeat on Feb 11, 12 at 11:01am

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• Obviously this person is part of comedy sportz or has played CDs Miami before

  Submitted by RADiiCAL on Jun 16, 10 at 11:57pm

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• Damn. I hope you write

  Submitted by ldero3 on May 23, 12 at 11:08am

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• Next weeks episode:\n\nThey find another girl linked to the same suspect. He came in this victims eye. \n\n\n\nGuess she saw him coming this time....

  Submitted by 771 on Jan 3, 11 at 8:28pm

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• ...forgetting Sarah Marshall.

  Submitted by marsailidh on Mar 3, 10 at 6:29am

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• I think it's damn hilarious... wish I had thought of it in fact. Ha ha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:02am

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• Is this a joke forum or real texts? This is an old joke. It doesn't belong here.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 9:49pm

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• This is fucking hilarious hahah, very good pun. And yes 12:50 u are genius

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:36pm

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• haha that is seriously fucking awesome. i dont understand why anyone thinks it isnt.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:23pm

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• Hahaha hell yeah she did! Chooooooo Choooooooo

  Submitted by doitforthehood on Dec 28, 10 at 7:40pm

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• OMG!!! This is great!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:40am

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• This was ridiculously funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:21pm

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• Haha, this is histeryical!!! O'Doyle RULES!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:57am

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• I see what u did there. What time does the narwal bacon?

  Submitted by roflmfaottdid on Mar 10, 12 at 11:30am

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• AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 10 at 3:55pm

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• 12:50 beat me to the punch. I'll just go home now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:02pm

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• this literally just made my day. just kidding. WEEK

  Submitted by she on May 22, 11 at 10:36pm

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• hell yeah jersey! what. up.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 6:07pm

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• Hahahahaha yeah!! Luv that show to. And this txt made me lol at my phone mid-class

  Submitted by Khalii on May 6, 10 at 10:19pm

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• Omg that's exactly the one liner grissum would have said

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:48am

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• i though it was funny. nice pun. made me giggle.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:27pm

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• Tap Tap Tap Tap GUUUUUUUYSH Aaaaaaaaaah!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:34am

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• this is HILARIOUS. props.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:21pm

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• Wtf does Obama have to do with this? O_o This is fucking hilarious by the way XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:31pm

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• OMG this is fuckin hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:11pm

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• LMFAO AHAHAHAHAA LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO if only it was spelt as CUMing :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:18pm

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• once u go black you go deaf

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:47pm

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• Ohh it's so punny cuming in the ear\nClever clever clever

  Submitted by HaxvouovxaH on Oct 21, 11 at 1:11am

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• Hahaha that is my favorite one so far In this whole list

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:00pm

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• most....epic.....pun.....EVER!!!!

  Submitted by vodkaluvver on Jul 7, 12 at 11:34pm

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• Hayoooo Gotta love the 973.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:26am

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• I don't get it. yes i do.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:48am

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• It's so Horatio to say too

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:20pm

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• 1:12 NO BAMA NO BAMA NO BAMA!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:30pm

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• 1:44 has a tiny dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:06pm

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• Probably fake, but god I love cheesy one-liners so much. Made my day man.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 2:11pm

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• HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH so good

  Submitted by sometimes89 on Feb 2, 10 at 12:53am

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• Seriously. That was awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:21am

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• Hey, the Internet wants its joke back

  Submitted by Ninchilla on Nov 21, 11 at 1:40am

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• Somone tell me, how the fuck is Obama relevant to a woman having semen in her ear?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 9:34pm

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• this just made my fucking life. major respect points.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:13pm

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• this text is PUNNY! ha ha get it? yeah it was just as lame as the text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:46am

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• ohhh damn. took me a sec to get it, but its funny!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:56am

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• bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! i thought it was funny!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:16pm

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• if its something quick like that, then pun are hilarious! you just cant be an uptight bitch who thinks only intelligent jokes can be funny. stupid jokes can be funny, just in stupid ways.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 5:07pm

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• Zing!

  Submitted by tu_madre on Aug 31, 10 at 12:04am

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• YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I won't get fooled again.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 8:23pm

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• Makes me proud to be from jersey and have the same area code

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:19am

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• It's soooo cheesey, but it's sooooooo freaking funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:07am

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• i see what you did there. a good pun is always appreciated.

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• I weep for the future of America. It wasn't Bush's fault, we were attacked! The only thing he did wrong was to pussy foot around the fucking Saudis. Turn the middle east into a parkinglot for F-16s and M-1 Abrams!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 1:44pm

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• Best. 'nuff said.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:52pm

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• Ahhhh!!! I love CSI!!!! Sick fucks have fun at night!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:51pm

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• wow. this is just sad.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:04am

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• Bazinga

  Submitted by regime on Jan 17, 12 at 9:19pm

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• YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:26am

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• essex county, what it do!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:01am

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• hahahahahhahahha i live for these.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:03am

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• i dub thee; Greatest Anecdote Ever!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:24pm

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• obama does equal fail. soo true. good job america on voting for the biggest fuckin moron ever.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:26pm

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• LMAO literally laughed out loud. I don't care how corny it is, or whatever, I thought that was pure awesomeness.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:26pm

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• 12:50 FTW, I could so see him saying something corny like that, HAHA good one!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 12:53pm

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• This is great! Good one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:56pm

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• Don't know why people think this is fake, I always text my friends stuff that happens on CSI, especially when it's something totally unusual like them finding semen.

  Submitted by ThePoorLad on Oct 23, 12 at 2:40pm

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• Omg!! This is by far my favorite txt. Reading a crapload the past hour and this made me laugh so hard I make my dog bark at the house from outside.

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• Bahahaha 😂😂

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