You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sponge bath it is.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
