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  It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"

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• My second wife later told me that is how she felt. Our son was born nine months to the day after we met.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 20, 13 at 2:32am

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• Typical FSU whore

  Submitted by slucketlist on Oct 20, 13 at 6:21am

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  • it's funny because i don't go to FSU and i hadn't had sex in months when i posted this.. sooooo fuck you.

    Submitted by horsechic4bibis on Nov 25, 13 at 4:03am

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    • posted*

      Submitted by horsechic4bibis on Nov 25, 13 at 4:04am

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Oct 19, 13 at 12:58pm

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• Cause If you were, we could\nOnly hope that some good samaritan would push you down a long flight of stairs... To save us from the birth of the anti-Christ of course. To me every child is the anti-Christ though

  Submitted by SizzlinFingerJak on Oct 19, 13 at 2:22pm

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