The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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