I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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