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  • This is like comment forum for every horny band nerd, orch dork and gamer on this site.

    Submitted by anomymouse on May 24, 10 at 1:04am
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  • Um, pianists? I think we own all of you.

    Submitted by GoodGirl on May 24, 10 at 12:48am
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  • its the vibrato! only stringed instruments can help you perfect that skill ;)

    Submitted by kmaureeng on May 24, 10 at 1:25am
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  • How about guitarists? We are just as skilled if not better than violinists

    Submitted by luskcameron on May 24, 10 at 1:15am
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  • Yeah, us violinists have the skills to give godly handjobs.

    Submitted by aznasshole on May 24, 10 at 12:26am
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    • this would be from someone Asian

      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 24, 10 at 12:31am
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    • The whole ambidextrous thing is easy, try a programmer. Not only can they do it, but they can do it for longer since they're always working their fingers.

      Submitted by JackBerton on May 24, 10 at 8:35am
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  • thats because we use our left hand on the instrument and right for the bow

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 24, 10 at 12:29am
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  • Imagine a boxer fisting

    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 24, 10 at 1:09am
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  • Violinists are the way to go. We're good at what we do :)

    Submitted by thedood on May 24, 10 at 12:30am
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  • You people don't give enough credit to gamers, you see our dexterity? Fuck violinists, we have better fingers.

    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 24, 10 at 12:46am
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  • Bass players are AMAZING as well. :)

    Submitted by pickle22 on May 24, 10 at 12:38am
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  • I actually posted this, it's very true, and we've had sex now, and it was SOOOOOO much better than the fingering. Some of these comments are funny haha. Thanks.

    Submitted by AlishaTheDino on Jul 10, 10 at 12:37am
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  • Fuck all that, bass players. You see the shit we play with out fingers?

    Submitted by Daft on May 24, 10 at 12:38am
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    • Do violin players get caps? Just saying, I use my right hand cause I don't think callouses are a plus when comes to the vagina.

      Submitted by fauxpas on May 24, 10 at 2:21pm
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      • No we don't. This is why we're better than bassists.

        Submitted by jltc on May 25, 10 at 9:42pm
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  • Well you guys are saying gamers would be good... Whereas in reality they would at thumbing.. Unless they use a computer? In which case they wouldnt have a girl to do it with anyway

    Submitted by hardoulfooker on May 24, 10 at 4:48am
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  • I am sure the violinists are good, but God bless the trumpet player. OMG. Seriously, NOTHING compares.

    Submitted by AMG11 on May 28, 10 at 12:31am
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  • Once after I fingered a girl, she said "so guys who play rock band ARE good with their fingers."

    Submitted by moviepyro512 on Jun 9, 10 at 12:14pm
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  • I'm a guitarist, so you know I'm always hittin g's.

    Submitted by philelias on May 25, 10 at 10:47pm
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  • Hmm. Lawyers use their mouths to get people off for a living. Pretty sure that's better;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 24, 10 at 10:50am
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  • VIOLAS ARE BETTER.

    Submitted by dinali on Jun 15, 10 at 4:48am
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  • I use the FAL in mw2. Assume the position and my care package will give you a tactical nuke

    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 24, 10 at 2:23am
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  • This is a repost, it was on here a month or so ago.

    Submitted by xpectopatronum on May 24, 10 at 5:12am
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    • Haha, it's actually not. I did notice there was one that was very similar to this, but they are different.

      Submitted by AlishaTheDino on Jul 10, 10 at 12:41am
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  • i dont play violin and i made my girlfriend cum every time with my left hand and im right handed :P

    Submitted by gibface on May 24, 10 at 7:19pm
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  • Lacrosse player. Nuff said

    Submitted by ggmate on May 24, 10 at 2:00am
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  • Ahahaha@ 10:50 am\nAnd what kind of eating were you wearing anyways? •.•

    Submitted by 123zombiehead on May 25, 10 at 7:30pm
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  • th3crazyac3> i was with u all the way till u said the ass thing lol

    Submitted by vinogirl on May 24, 10 at 7:54pm
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  • i'm not a musician, but from my experience, musicians are the best in bed...they are so passionate about what they do. my violinist boyfriend is amazing!

    Submitted by awktothemax on May 24, 10 at 3:30am
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  • Coming from a violinist that is the truth

    Submitted by omegalycos1432 on May 31, 10 at 9:10pm
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  • organists...enough said

    Submitted by kofsucram on May 24, 10 at 2:45am
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  • Us sax players are just as good if not better. Were good with both our hands.

    Submitted by Skyleh on May 24, 10 at 12:33am
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  • Or u could grow up an just have sex!

    Submitted by uhateme on May 24, 10 at 12:25am
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    • ...or "u" could grow up and acknowledge the fact that penis-in-vagina is not the only way to have sex...?

      Submitted by malbeth on May 24, 10 at 12:55am
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  • I appreciate 1:09

    Submitted by AnonymousQLD on May 24, 10 at 8:57am
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  • Well, everyone else is sticking up for their profession's prowess, so I'll just say that we chefs do all right...very good multitaskers, and excellent control of the digits.

    Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on May 24, 10 at 11:55am
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  • @ brian in indy....i agree with the chef thing :) I'm seeing a chef and he can do amazing things with his digits! i never leave unsatisfied! :-)

    Submitted by BariSaxy10 on May 24, 10 at 2:30pm
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  • All of the comments seem to have made everyone forget this was stated a while back. We understand it is possible for a right handed person to be good with his left hand.

    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 25, 10 at 1:09am
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  • I agree 100% with RickTrollled, gamers are extremely good

    Submitted by Amby on May 24, 10 at 12:59am
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  • Drummers. Seriously. Enough said.

    Submitted by norrisdrummer on May 26, 10 at 11:00am
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  • I hear you OP :) My boyfriend's a violinist. It's absolutely amazing :)

    Submitted by specialk2009 on May 24, 10 at 7:45pm
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  • I've been with a BMXer, Guitarist, Roofer, Programmer, Projection threader, and an artist. The best with their hands have been the roofer and projection threader. It's not about your hobbies but about your skill ;)

    Submitted by Labrynth on May 24, 10 at 10:07am
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  • Fuck violinists and trumpet players. I'm a bassist and French hornist. I can finger consecutive triplets at 220 bpm and triple-tongue.

    Submitted by TheTodControl on May 28, 10 at 11:35am
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  • Troll successful, to all those who agree with me, epic win, to all those who disagree, you've been RickTrolled, have a wonderful day.

    Submitted by RickTrolled on May 24, 10 at 7:02pm
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  • All of you seem like horny sex addicts.

    Submitted by TaylorAnnne on May 24, 10 at 1:18am
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    • Welcome to Texts From Last Night. Check your dignity at the door.

      Submitted by Daft on May 24, 10 at 1:23am
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  • God I love musicians. Bassists are the best! *dies*\nNew goal in life: fuck someone from each family of instruments.

    Submitted by AnthroGirl333 on Dec 8, 10 at 2:40am
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  • Drummers= the best hands down

    Submitted by alle93 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:18am
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  • Pianists too. Call me.

    Submitted by cpinbk on May 24, 10 at 12:51am
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  • Don't act like you have moral supieriority. You're on textsfromlastnight.com not biblestudy.org

    Submitted by Labrynth on May 24, 10 at 9:21pm
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  • My bfs a goalie and a painter...you have no idea ;)

    Submitted by boolou on May 24, 10 at 2:08am
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  • haha. I'm dating a guy who plays sax AND bass. beat that.

    Submitted by itsblitz on May 24, 10 at 9:07am
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  • Ping pong players! Now that's the bees knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 3:47am
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  • Pretty sure we all forgot to consider the prowess of professional fingerbangers. Our bad.

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 25, 10 at 9:09am
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  • Alright imma have to agree that gamers are pretty amazing. I also kno good guitarists, bassists, and drummers. But I'm a gamer and I have never had any complaints from my girls ;)

    Submitted by kissa121 on May 24, 10 at 3:16am
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  • A-fucking-MEN

    Submitted by PnyLn on May 25, 10 at 4:30am
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  • Aah but we guitarists have rough callouses that are used to moving quickly in succession ;)

    Submitted by melissaa on May 24, 10 at 2:05pm
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  • organists. enough said

    Submitted by kofsucram on May 24, 10 at 2:48am
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  • I have to agree with RickTrolled. My bf is a gamer. Awesome fingers :3

    Submitted by LikeOhMahGoose on May 24, 10 at 1:57am
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  • Repeat. Let's try and be original..

    Submitted by clydefrog54 on May 25, 10 at 4:35am
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  • RickTrolled, even if you did have better fingers, you're not making a girl horny by slaughter something on WOW or COD. Girls generally like musicians, gentlemen, and bad boys.

    Submitted by lovelyguns on May 25, 10 at 1:07am
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  • the truth is trumpet players are better, and this has already been posted b4

    Submitted by thetruth13 on May 25, 10 at 10:05am
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  • This sounds like a really good idea.....

    Submitted by wastingwords3 on Aug 24, 10 at 1:20am
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  • When you get fingered by a lacrosse player you will forget about your gamers and musicians.

    Submitted by ggmate on May 24, 10 at 8:44pm
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  • How about a guy that plays paintball?? Pretty fast fingers there....hmmmmm

    Submitted by smpl2plz on May 24, 10 at 10:05pm
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  • I would personally prefer a cello player...the music is beautifully haunting.

    Submitted by fallenfromsin on May 24, 10 at 8:46am
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  • Drummers have no say. You have your hand wrapped around a stick. Unless your practicing to hold a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 4:19am
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  • Firstys bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 10 at 12:23am
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