brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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