3:21, yeah, 60mph, 60 seconds = 1 mile. People are rounding 95mph to 90mph. which means 60 seconds = 1.5miles.
If you don't care enough to to the math, then don't simply assume everyone else is wrong. Dumbfuck.
oh god you are all such failures at basic math. 3:26 and 5:45 thank you for actually getting it right. (57 sec / 60 / 60) hours * 95 mph = 1.5 miles.
3:14 you are actually my favorite because you would be right if there were 100 seconds in a minute
Jesus fuckin Christ let it go people he's just saying he came over a great distance in a way that doesn't make him sound like an overanalyzing toolbag who would've never gotten head in the first place.
December 19, 2009 11:09PM:
You obviously have never had this glorious experience. I'm a chick and I got oral while driving. Its not that dangerous because you're smart enough to concentrate on the road still...and the whole driving while getting it is a huge turn on. to everyone who disagrees with me...fuck off.
Anybody that actually Figured exactly how many miles this Bro came and is bitching about it needs to have a beer or two and read this text again cause this is fucking sweet because A. He is getting road head which is bro and he is going 95 which we all no is most likely breaking a law which is also bro. So due to these facts he is indeed a bro which means he is cool as fuck and so is the text.
unless its at 100mph its pussy shit. i hit 100 in a prius which according to reviews and tests of the car is not possible. yes the fact it was in a prius was not epic but i think thats the most legit thing you can do in a prius
....I hope you crash your car into a wall next time.
You could have killed someone valuable, unlike
yourself or the slut blowing you, you selfish prick.
To anyone calling BS on the mile and a half part, he could just be exaggerating. Maybe it seemed like that to him an he didn't really keep track. But props to him for getting road head.
Whoever is above me is fuckin stupid..also he'd have to be going 120 if it could actually last 30 seconds..also who the fuck texts this to people? Why does everyone need a pat on the back for everything they do?
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