remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This is classic penis vs brain.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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