just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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