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  • haha my bf definitely did that to me. then again, he's also flung a used condom in my face too. asshole. wtf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:38am
  • 7:53...I think the term you meant is "child support"...not "alimony"...and that's funny, if a girl expects a guy to go down on her or in this case, finger her, she should be able to stand her own vagina secretions wiped on her face....lol... Big whoop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04am
  • Lmao. My boyfriend does that to me all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm
  • 6:42, the third girl I ever fucked -during freshmen year of college- did what you described, and I was kind of in shock. I thought "Wow, that was fucking awesome, now every girl has to do this from now on, or it is just not as good." It was like all the raunchy porn I watched from 13 years old on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:10am
  • 6:11 - you're hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57pm
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:44pm
  • OMFG ROFLMAO! sounds like something i would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm
  • hilarious its your own fault for not dodging it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:56pm
  • 7:53 - It would be child support payments, not alimony. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:47pm
  • 6:52 thats fucking annoying as hell. it's not that i mind having it on me just man up and rub it on my tits or something. shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:31am
  • 6:38 you're a prude and need to learn how to have fun with your man...and yes, i've spit my man's cum in his mouth...its oh so dirty, he loves it!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I like rubbing it on their lips and licking it off, just rubbing it on their face is wasting it : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:35am
  • 8:00 i know! there is so much insecure, misogynist hatred on this site and on posts like these....god FORBID a woman should have consensual sex and anonymously talk about it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Well 218 is giant fucking area code, so yeah. Probably not. And even if I did, I'm not telling you this shit in real life, so if I knew you, I wouldn't give a shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:38pm
  • This was really funny. But if I was the girl I would have definitely been weirded out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 6:48#3 She wouldn't be able too, I'm way too quick, not to mention how obvious that would be. But just for trying she would get pinned to the floor and teabagged.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:09pm
  • yea, mine did that to me this past weekend.... wtf goes on?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:04pm
  • so long as he didn't smear blood all over your face...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:03am
  • hahaha all bitches need to be reminded of their stank every once in a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52pm
  • 9:58, you obviously need CORE 11, even though i know that you are NEVER going to know what that is. how sad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:13am
  • 7:58: 1, you are a creep for saying "spermies." 2, they do not die from contact with air, they can live up to an hour. nice try though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:21am
  • 8:49PM don't call someone a stupid cunt... your "joke" or whatever you call that didn't make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:45pm
  • go hang yourself 7:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:44pm
  • I rubbed cheese steak on my girls face after we fucked....lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:36am
  • 8:49 - Who's the stupid cunt? After you write "so everyone here are not older then 16" you call someone a stupid cunt? Next time try so everyone here IS not older THAN 16.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52pm
  • yeah i've had the back thing happen to me too. i don't know how i feel about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 7:35....or the fun of aborting it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:12am
  • Its a sign he likes you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • 12:04-I wasn't grossed out or anything..It was just unexpected. My friend however, didn't think it was all that awesome. Hence the "ew wtf" response.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32am
  • 8:38 are you from jersey or something? That was the point, michael is dead, so everyone here are not older then 16... Stupid cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:49pm
  • I think its hot keep doing it.....Next you should put your panties on his face... I love that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm
  • well then your boyfriend sucks at life 2:38, who the fuck gets on this thing at 2:38 am... you should be out, obliterated off your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:05pm
  • i know a guy who fingered me and wiped it on his own face then kept on smelling it because he liked the smell so much.. what a freak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:39am
  • If a guy wipes anything on you that you don't want wiped on you, break his goddamned fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:27pm
  • You live in my town. I hope to god I don't know you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:19pm
  • Duck her in the butt then make her suck u clean atm Moro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Why the hell are all these weird guys calling girls who do anything sexual whores? Why so much sexism?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:00pm
  • not all men in the brainerd area r freaks...lol My only fetish is fucking womansore

    Submitted by WanderingWolf on Nov 12, 10 at 2:47pm
  • That's why you never tell a whore your last name 7:53, I don't want to be on any Daytime Talk Show with some Baby momma whose been on the show 15 times looking for her Babys Daddy, forced to take a DNA test... No last names solves all problems... And 7:33, your a fucking idiot if you actually think sperm outside the vagina can impregnate a woman... You were a cum shot that should have been swallowed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:03pm
  • it's all fun and games, till you shoot your eye out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:45pm
  • If she blew me and spit my cum on my face I'd wipe it off and smear it on her twat. That'll teach her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:31pm
  • does anyone here like penn station? fuckin philly cheesesteak is the bomb!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:05am
  • id probly dick slap her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm
  • I've totally done that! I've also had girls take my hand from down there and suck their own juice off my fingers. That said, shut up 6:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:42pm
  • this is hilarious!!!!!! alternating messages about who's a whore, spermies shelf life, alimony, and michael jackson...keep it cuming...*no pun intended ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:22pm
  • 6:52 your right! i should find new tactics...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Hahahahah I did that too lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Not from Duluth. Other side of the state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Who gives a fuck? Michael Jackson died... ) :

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Once i was doing it doggy style with my boyfriend playing halo and he was about to cum so he pulled out, took off the condom and came all over my back...it was a lovely surprise. He then proceeded to give me a back massage with his cum as his own special massage oil...it turned me on a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I once had a bf in high school who used to randomly stick his has down his pants, wipe it on my face and yell, BALL SWEAT. So one day I wacked him off at the movies and wiped it on his face and yelled BALL sweat at the top of my lungs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Thanks, but I'm not a whore, 6:38. He's not an asshole either..Just..Fuckin' weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:46pm
  • What a dick. But then again, usually you can tell guys are assholes before doing sexual activities with them, so it's probably your own fault, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm
  • HAHAHAHA 6:48 you are my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I lit my girlfriend on fire and kicked her in the vagina after I raped her dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:16pm
  • that is some funny shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • 8:03, they can swim. that's why you're not supposed to spray anywhere near it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:35pm
  • should've licked his fingers, hon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:55am
  • 9:45 who the fuck you think you are to tell him/her or anybody what to say? Go finger fuck your dog you useless whore, bitch, cunt, slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:58pm
  • i've had girls take my fingers and start sucking on them to taste themselves...wouldn't rub it and laugh but hey, that's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:29am
  • hahahahahahhahahhahha. gotta love minnesota.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm
  • that's what you get for not opening your mouth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Woot up North Bitches! lol. Where is this chick from Duluth?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:34pm
  • 8:22 - I'm sorry to say that your wrong. His death has been confirmed by an old Jackson family lawyer and the story has been released by Fox News

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:38pm
  • whats worse is when they try to discreetly rub their hands on your back after and you know exactly what theyre doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Not old enough, apparently.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:48pm
  • 6:38 here. You guys are idiots. If a guy wipes your juices on your face and laughs, he's an idiot and not worth talking do. Hey guys, if a girl blew you and then spit your cum on your face, how would you feel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm
  • if anyone here is older then 16 - michael jackson is still alive

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:22pm
  • I Love It When They Do That To Me I'm So Naughty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:46pm
  • 763 maple grove represent!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by englishdude on Oct 6, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Simba!

    Submitted by lizz22 on May 18, 10 at 1:58am
  • It was a little gross at first, but then it was a really big thrill...the best part was the halo during doggystyle...although we were not very good aim seeing as i was being forced back and forth...but you know it was a good time anyway haha : D you should all try it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:08pm
  • I'VE DONE THAT OOO: She did it to me though. It was purely revenge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:53am
  • how old are you people?! jeezus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:36pm
  • haha i think i dated that guy (or a jackass like him). my condolences.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:04am
  • 7:58, sperm does NOT die once it hits the air. I hope you're not actually sexually active.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:27pm
  • ummm spermies usually die once they're exposed to air... nice try though! and yay child support if your little guys pull through!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm
  • Yes but the joke is still on her. I don't have to go through the pain of carrying it or birthing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:35pm
  • who gives a fuck about Michael Jackson?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:20pm
  • You dumbass, you get to go through the pain of fucking alimony payments. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:53pm
  • hahahahahahahaaa the guy with whom my V-card was cashed, did that to me...we were so innocent ... ahh memories

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Then you might get a baby. And then you'd both be screwed. Ha ha?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Yah I feel oh so innocent when my boyfriend wipes my cum on my face.... Wait a minute...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:28pm
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