I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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