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  • Been there. Like a week ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:01am
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  • You know that glow you get after great sex? It's like that but from anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:49pm
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  • wait, what happened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • Delilah gets a servant to cut off his hair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:24pm
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  • drunken bible reference...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:08am
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  • this is hilarious :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:36pm
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  • was that a bible reference of a reference to the movie Samson & Delilah? that makes it make more sense - and quite amusing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:26am
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  • 9:51PM- Its clever, so you probably wouldn't understand. Mind you, I'm sure the anal part would have attracted you to it. 1:26AM- Both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • 2:02. If I'm licking before I'm sticking, she better shower before. She only has to shower after if she expects me to cuddle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:47am
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  • hahahahahahaha, so you cut this hipster's fro off, then let him fuck you in the ass, then showered in the am and went to the doctor? interesting day. p.s. what's the butt sexy glow, never heard of that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:27pm
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  • The champagne seems out of place...feels like a $3.00 box of wine would fit better...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:17pm
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  • This text reads as follows: Is that your horse in the treehouse streetlight galoshes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08am
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  • this is funny - and the champagne makes sense because it was a celebration...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:50am
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  • as the recipient of the original text message I can tell you that this was both hilarious and totally non-confusing. The following was the rest of the conversation: 719- please tell me you showered after the anal too 619- nope but I did shower before I went to the doctor this morning 719- that was considerate of you 619- I still have that butt sex glow though 719- are you butt pregnant? check your poop for afros

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:04pm
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  • you should always shower AFTER anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:02am
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  • ahhh or the references to the song samson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:30pm
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  • 9:47, that's a terrible way to treat your Mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51am
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  • this one just pissed me off bc it was random and not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:51pm
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  • references to the bible. classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:34pm
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  • Ass sex is gross to me. I fuck girls because I like fucking vaginas, not butt holes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:11am
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