she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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