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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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Sleep w/her best friend.

Submitted by wittykitie on Jul 3, 10 at 1:12pm

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- been there, done that, had no effect on this bitch, she's the terminator of the chick world.
  
  Submitted by radaradarada on Jul 4, 10 at 12:36am
  
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  - you could have fucked her in the ass chicks seem to think it hurts for some reason
    
    Submitted by wardamneagle on Jun 4, 12 at 9:05am
    
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Getting a good job, a hotter girlfriend and traveling the world. Then coming back to your hometown to find her there, pregnant with her 5th kid, overweight, and on welfare.

Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 3, 10 at 1:29pm

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Put rogaine in her facewash

Submitted by Jayx35mm on Jul 3, 10 at 2:07pm

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Get another girl to punch her.

Submitted by _talz14 on Jul 3, 10 at 7:10pm

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go down to south carolina, go to a city hall on a sunday, beat her with a stick no bigger than your thumb.\n\nhence, the rule of thumb.

Submitted by whaddupfresh on Jul 3, 10 at 1:28pm

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- That's only if she's his wife
  
  Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:14am
  
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Shave her head and brows.

Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 3, 10 at 2:03pm

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Punching her in the face...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:07pm

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- Yeah, that's not legal. Idiot.
  
  Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 4, 10 at 1:45am
  
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  - Pretty sure that was the point. Idiot.
    
    Submitted by senior_awesome on Jul 4, 10 at 5:27pm
    
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  - yes, that is why it is funny, "idiot"
    
    Submitted by Patrick on Jul 6, 10 at 3:40am
    
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- He said "legally".
  
  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 3:23pm
  
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Cum in her hair

Submitted by niceman on Jul 3, 10 at 4:01pm

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No one gives a shit if your first.

Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Jul 3, 10 at 1:13pm

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Come in her eye?!?

Submitted by red_eyed_raven on Jul 3, 10 at 2:21pm

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Call her a cunt, job done

Submitted by Skellz on Jul 3, 10 at 6:02pm

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slip it in her ass

Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 5, 10 at 3:19pm

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Rumors.

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:08pm

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Dirty Houdini.

Submitted by suckme69 on Jul 3, 10 at 3:58pm

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Bite her clit when you eat her out then cock slap her

Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:34am

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I've found that referring to her mother as "The Cunt" usually wakes her up.

Submitted by CommitedSavage on Jul 3, 10 at 1:33pm

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Hats off for not punching her tho "Australia says no"

Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 3, 10 at 2:47pm

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post her on match.com and hook her up with all the creepers you can find, or disclose her address to any male in prison, and let nature take its course...

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 3, 10 at 9:56pm

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- um thats creepy. And slightly evil.
  
  Submitted by maggiewho on Jul 6, 10 at 5:57pm
  
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Tell her she's fat...and really mean it.

Submitted by travelnman on Jul 3, 10 at 11:15pm

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Cum in her eye

Submitted by ggmate on Jul 3, 10 at 6:15pm

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Rule of thumb lol

Submitted by jdcarter on Jul 3, 10 at 1:30pm

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cunt punch

Submitted by aussie69 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:52pm

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Punch her in the face with your cum

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:43pm

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Alabama hot pocket then super glue her vag shut

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 12:10am

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Give her a purple dragon.

Submitted by pbyrd on Jul 3, 10 at 4:14pm

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Hit her with a phonebook so you don't leave any marks

Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 3, 10 at 2:26pm

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I agree. An unexpected money shot should do the trick. It's like slapping her with shame.

Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 3, 10 at 12:13am

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Fuck her sooo hard that she can't walk in the morning?!?

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 3, 10 at 1:40pm

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- That truly doesn't work. I would know. >>
  
  Submitted by MsJulesBaby on Jul 4, 10 at 2:43pm
  
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Blue waffle

Submitted by trav123 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:28pm

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In soviet Russia punching her in the face is legal

Submitted by feetspace on Jul 3, 10 at 1:28pm

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- Stupid.
  
  Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 3, 10 at 2:10pm
  
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Kick her I'n her v-jay

Submitted by waster on May 22, 11 at 5:55pm

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Share your HIV with her

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 3, 10 at 3:56pm

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Just fuck her really hard, only legal way to inflict pain

Submitted by bobgreenmusic on Jul 4, 10 at 8:42am

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Put Nair in her shampoo and conditioner. Bleach works too.

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 4, 10 at 1:38am

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Replace her body wash with Icy Hot... put flour in her hair dryer... and don't forget to post naked pictures of her on-line...

Submitted by bdenn on Jul 10, 10 at 4:08am

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Just hit her

Submitted by kinky on Jul 6, 10 at 1:12am

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Hit her in the tits with a phonebook...

Submitted by famlytree on Nov 15, 10 at 8:38am

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I love how helpful people on this site are.

Submitted by Saeglopur on Apr 23, 11 at 8:50am

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Text/email her naked pics to everyone

Submitted by flyincross on Jul 3, 10 at 3:02pm

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Wait until she's ragging and then steal all her pads and tampons. Repeat for several months in a row. Her life will SUCK.

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 3, 10 at 2:03pm

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- haha thats kind of funny
  
  Submitted by maggiewho on Jul 6, 10 at 5:58pm
  
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donkey punch! its a sexual act and if she says u attacked her bust out with the no i was just rly into the moment!!!

Submitted by squigs on Jul 6, 10 at 11:50am

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Get her pregnant

Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 3, 10 at 3:56pm

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Jizz in her shampoo, knock her up, assfuck her best friend. Not in that order

Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 17, 11 at 4:57pm

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Get her pregnant

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 2:09pm

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first?

Submitted by Aristea on Jul 3, 10 at 1:05pm

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get her pregnant and then accidentally push her down the stairs..

Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 3, 10 at 1:13pm

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