Please, let me fuck your mom
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I forget how to act sober
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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