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  In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.

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• If Shark Week begins while she's sleeping over, mattress protectors prevent you looking like a murderer,and keeps mattress Craigslistable when the semester is over.

  Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 5, 12 at 9:55pm

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  • LOL...shark week

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Sep 6, 12 at 11:27am

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• Lol at sarcasticSOB

  Submitted by Courtzd91 on Sep 5, 12 at 3:43pm

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• How are the condoms supposed to help you with your bedwetting?

  Submitted by sarcasticSOB on Sep 5, 12 at 3:34pm

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• Squirters are sooo much fun...

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 7, 12 at 10:30am

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• You either still piss the sheets or she's a major squirter.

  Submitted by snowman87 on Sep 5, 12 at 5:22pm

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• My bf really needs to invest in one of those for us. Things tend to get a little messy!

  Submitted by bamalassie07 on Sep 6, 12 at 12:27am

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• Now all you need is lube and a partner with no sexual barriers for lots more fun!

  Submitted by rikie83 on Sep 5, 12 at 11:07am

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