ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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