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  Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.

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• "what's that up in the sky?!" "oh, it's just -name-"

  Submitted by pichu180 on Dec 21, 10 at 11:21pm

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• Thank you, tfln, for a chuckle-worthy text that's not about alcohol/coke binges or heavily promiscuous college kiddies. Can we make this more of a regular occurrence?

  Submitted by Taipan on Dec 21, 10 at 10:55am

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  • I HATE YOU TAIPAN!! YOU ARE ALWAYS SUCH A F*CKING DOWNER!!! this is called texts from last night for a reason! if you don't want to see texts about alcohol/coke binges and heavily promiscuous college "kiddies" why don't you go to a website more suitable to your interests like effing cnn.com!!!!

    Submitted by fothermucker on Dec 21, 10 at 10:43pm

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• Expect this type of text if you're a midget

  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 5:51pm

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• Dumb

  Submitted by tonedburrito0 on Dec 21, 10 at 10:03am

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• Omg. Why are people like taipan on this site? I bought re app cause this kind of shit makes me smile, and he bought it because... What? He likes to troll? He's 60 and want to warn "those. Darned hooligans these days" about drugs/sex/alcohol? This text is funny, but no more funny than the others. Gtfo if you are gonna be a buzzkill ya jerkoff.

  Submitted by nuff_said on Dec 30, 10 at 11:39am

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