so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
