I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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