Let's see- Maine/ NH in Dec. I'm sure the firefighters weren't frantically searching for anything but were laughing their asses off at everyone freezing b/c of one dumbass that never learned to cook popcorn
Why would 150 people be naked at 2:30 am? Just get out of bed and throw some clothes on quick, and you're a complete moron for not knowing how to cook popcorn. I hope you got a nice fine.
Just so you all know, a lot of people go AWAY to college with the same cellphones they had in high school, so area codes don't say much about which school they go to.
Nice way to waste the time of firefighters that would have much rather been doing something else. Hopefully there wasn't a real emergency somewhere else. and yes, I know I sound preachy, and I'm ok with that.
Hahahaha!!!! This reminds me of this kid in my dorm at Chico setting the fire alarm off because he forgot to put water in his top ramen.... And set the microwave for 15 minutes...
Hey this can be totally legit. . . last year i had my popcorn cause my fire alarm to go off, and the firefighters HAVE to come to your dorm even if you tell the front desk to tell them not to. . . glad im not the only one to have a faulty popcorn experience
This happened the night of the Harry Potter premiere in my dorm...totally plausible. The number of people without shoes was astounding. I am pretty sure the drunk chick that burnt the popcorn was our Res Hall president as well.
You're the asshole I hunt down the next day.\nThough to be fair, when i was in the dorms the fire alarm went off because I drunkenly forgot to put water in my easy mac.
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