we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Barsexuality is the new black.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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