i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Randomize
