The only way a guy could actually have real difficulty coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masturbate properly and thus uses a death grip. Back to the text, if it keeps working, keep using that line.
"the only way a guy could have trouble coming from a blow job is if he never learned to masutrbate properly..."\n\nOr if the girl gives horrible head. Unfortunately, been there.
While it's a great line, I truly never had gotten off from a BJ before, and the chick who had got me off for the first time (Just recently), who didn't like to give head that much before, now LOVES sucking my cock! So, if it doesn't work out with her, I'll definitely be using it again!\n\nWhat's the harm in a little fib that gives the girl an ego boost and the guy some epic blowjobs?
it doesnt give us a goal the goal is always to make you cum and its always an accomplishment when you do because if you cant make him cum you feel like a failure. So thanks for lying but we dont need it. if she gave you head after you told her that she was probably going to give you head before you said that. Im tired of guys saying this to me.
Haha damn I definitely got this line once and thought I was the SHIT for getting him off.. It was back when we were 18 though, so maybe it was true? who knows
haha, I've had dudes try this line (usually just the borderline narcissists/douches)...but I've never believed it. I'll let them think I do though. Chances are, I'm using them as much as they think they're using me too. Win/Win.
Haha. Hahahahahaha. This site is full of things that are some combination of amusing and f'd up but this takes the cake. Remember, folks, it's not what someone says after the act, but what they're screaming during it that'll tell you how you're doing. And if you get to swallow something, how you compare to others is irrelevant because you've damn well completed your mission and if they want something better they can go grovel before whoever gave it to them and leave you to find
Oh god who falls for that shit?!?? Seriously!! You could never make me fall for something that rediculous. Every guy I've ever blown has cum within 2 min.
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photofilly31
on Mar 28, 10 at 10:29am
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