so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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