Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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Given the context of the original message, wouldn't the more likely issue be that she lost/broke a fake nail? (After all, you could just as easily "tear your cooch" with your real nails too...)
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