i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Randomize
