that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Less talking, more tequila
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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