I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize
