when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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