Ladies, ladies, ladies - there is one problem with this product. It only works when you are on your period, but watch out during that time, because it can and will go into a feeding frenzy.
it sparkles in the sun... and you are supposed to put it in the freezer for the "authentic experience" yes i checked out the website.... then i had to get very very very drunk to make the image go away
WHAT IF ONE OF THESE DOUBLE DONGERS HAD GOTTEN INTO THE HANDS OF A CHILD!?!?... WHAT HAPPENS THEN!?!... YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE CHILD THAT HAS TRIED TO USE THIS IMPLIMENT OF SATAN,THIS COULD PULL YOUR ANUS INSDIE OUT LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK, DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR CHILD WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WITH A LUNCHBOX IN ONE HAND, AND A TRUNKATED RECTUM IN THE OTHER LIKE A BLEEDIN SEA SERPENT!?!?
I wish I could see Stephenie Meyer's face when she finds out that her characters are now being exploited as sex toys... It could make her morman mind explode, I suppose.
since when were sparkly dildos not what women want? if we wanted normal coloured ones we'd just go screw a man! however i am a bit ashamed of myself becuase i love twilight so much i want one, i will NOT stoop that low though
I'm a big fan of twilight and all but I've gotta say they've officially taken this too far. I mean, it's getting kinda freaky with this twi stuff. I'm scared.
if you want to feel like you're fucking edward cullen just grab a white popsicle... same temperature, same "rock-hard" feel... it looks the same... go wild
5:30, No, I have not read the books.
I've read extracts though, and they're fucking terrible.
Also, it's ridiculous how people are "excited" about a sparkly dildo.
I almost died when i saw that... its fuckin hillarious. Here children have a frozen glittery dildo for christmas... i think the only thing that would have made that even better would be if it glowed in the dark.
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