plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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