omg this reminds me of my ex!...one night he did actual pee on me in his sleep when he was drunk. Another time (this was all in one night) he pissed in my bed, pissed on my wall, and then peed in my trashcan.
I would immediately dump anyone I was with if they peed in, on or around me. Basically, if they ever miss the toilet without the excuse of being sick..gone.
The "i love you" at the end is precious though.
I pissed all over my friend and his girlfriend one night, don't remember it at all and didn't believe it either until he showed me the bucket full of piss he redicected me toward after I woke them up.
Tough one. peeing on something can be construed as a sign of ownership. but that aside. I assume its easier to take a shower than get the urine smell out of the wooden drawer. but then again is he asleep in bed where he should have locked his door? or passed out on the floor?
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