I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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