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  she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious

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• Consider it pay back for every female you left hanging. Who's the bitch now, bitch?

  Submitted by randomname on Feb 27, 10 at 10:20pm

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• Yeahh Catholics

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:36pm

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• Hahahahaha slut with morals

  Submitted by GaryLDN on Feb 27, 10 at 7:32pm

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• I mean that sucks for you but I'm actually glad she followed what she thought she had to do. Probably should have told you in advance though.\nOr maybe she thought she could get it done in time but you're one of those guys who takes forfucking ever to come.

  Submitted by viceprecedent on Feb 27, 10 at 8:32pm

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• This is funny. I can't even think of something witty to say. This text probably broke my funny bone.

  Submitted by maskedman on Feb 27, 10 at 8:22pm

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• Hahahahaha this text is actually hilarious. Yeah Catholics and finally a good one.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:21pm

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• You should have taken your dick out of her mouth and put it in her ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:12pm

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• Find another girl and tell her you've got something fishy for her to eat instead.

  Submitted by Herschel on Feb 28, 10 at 12:33am

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• I loled. A lot.

  Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 21, 11 at 6:51pm

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• Haha who the fuck thumbs up'd this??

  Submitted by possiblyJesus on Feb 27, 10 at 7:49pm

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• she ate his dick? I wonder what utensil she used a fork or a spoon.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:06am

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• LMAO how original!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:15pm

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• @12:33 HAHAHAHA oh man..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:25am

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• this bitch should be shot

  Submitted by fabolous4real on Mar 4, 10 at 11:21pm

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• catholics are the best :)

  Submitted by sansyyy on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04pm

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• @1:35, she's not vegetarian, she's catholic. It's for lent

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:41am

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• You're lucky you were getting any at all douch face

  Submitted by clinbri on Apr 9, 10 at 12:47pm

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• So she was chewing on your dick?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:11pm

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• Best text ever :) haha fyl. (fuck your life)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:17pm

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• Jahahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:26pm

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• Lmao, omg that shitz crazzzy

  Submitted by KELLIS on Feb 28, 10 at 1:46am

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• Ah, being slutty and Catholic. I miss those days...... *tear*. Screwing morals, one private school kilt at a time.

  Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 10:54am

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• Haahahahahhahahahahahahahaha niiicee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 11:10pm

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• Lmfao!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:38am

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• hurrr durrrrrrrrr fuck these are getting more and more stupid

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:54pm

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• first. and she was super cereal

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:16pm

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• wouldn't happen too me

  Submitted by Oshiauna125 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:21pm

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• Catholic.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:34pm

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• LAUGH MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS OFF

  Submitted by golightly on Feb 27, 10 at 11:39pm

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• Get a fucking sense of humor OP.

  Submitted by artnerd on Feb 27, 10 at 10:48pm

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• Fake BULLSHIT from the 732 Fags. You meant HE can't eat meat....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:31am

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• Luckyy she's givin you head bro.....

  Submitted by peacebro on Feb 28, 10 at 3:10am

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• That is what a vagina is for

  Submitted by want_some94 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:21pm

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• fuck you Ian best

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 9:47am

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• gotta love 732!

  Submitted by jerseyyyxoxo on Mar 1, 10 at 4:04pm

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• That's hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:46pm

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• Hahahaha finnaly a good one

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:33pm

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• This one is my favorite (: but it sucks for him tho.

  Submitted by d3zrlcx13 on Mar 20, 10 at 2:27pm

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• Hahaha that's too funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:30am

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• Jew

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:58am

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• Me bitch 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:06pm

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• Hahaha. That's hilarious.

  Submitted by Rippercore on Feb 27, 10 at 7:37pm

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• She didn't want to be giving you head obviously

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:10am

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• Wow that really sucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:24pm

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• Damn vegatarians.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:35am

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• Rofl!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 2:24am

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• Some Hindus can't eat meat on Fridays,

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 5:06am

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